1996 Vintage: The Checkbook Ledger Calculation

Spending ten minutes at the bank counter manually balancing a paper checkbook down to the exact penny while three people groan in line.

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@Zip_Drive_Owner06/24/2012 17:54Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!

@Tripod_Member10/19/1999 21:00Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.

@Hotmail_Checker03/17/1999 19:39Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Winamp_Playlist02/21/2005 08:34Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Nu_Metal_Kid10/09/2008 06:08I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Heathers_Winona01/18/2007 23:15Greetings and salutations! Very funny.