1996 Archive: The Space Jam

Why did the basketball player go to jail? Because he traveled to another galaxy.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "pouring."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "keeping" a tab on the singularity.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

The new millennium finally found its groove in 2001. We watched a...read more »

The world felt a little smaller and a lot more "heroic" in 2002. ...read more »

I’m "rooting" for the human team.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2019 was the year of "Part of the journey is the end." We sat thr...read more »

I’m "reflecting" in augmented reality.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

The decade kicked off with a shift in perspective. While Instagra...read more »

My AI is so smart it started finish-ing my... sandwiches. I gues...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I’m "spreading" the reloaded vibes.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

Welcome to 1997 – the year of Titanic, the birth of the firs...read more »

I’m "weaving" through the 6G web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

@CoolSkater9801/06/1999 05:51Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Neo_The_One03/23/2011 09:16I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Donnie_Darko_8809/29/2004 23:45Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan12/20/2005 17:02Silently laughing in the snow.

@Yugioh_Duelist11/14/2013 18:47You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Weird_Science_G12/11/2011 04:00We created a monster... of a joke!

@Ali_G_In_Da_H07/03/1997 11:33Is it cos I is funny? Respect!

@Brennan_Huff_X06/30/2006 13:20I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Terran_Marine07/05/2011 04:14Go, go, go! More jokes!