1997 Archive: The Bill

I got the bill for my surgery. I realized it would have been cheaper to just buy the hospital and hire myself.

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@SoundBlaster_1604/05/1998 09:23I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Clueless_Dionne07/02/1996 15:45Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.

@Pizza_Pizza_9912/07/2013 12:16Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Success_Kid_Win10/19/1995 06:31Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.

@GG_WP_9805/15/2003 09:39Good game, well played. This is a winner.