2002 Vintage: The “The Ketchup Song” (Aserejé)
I don’t know the words, I don’t know the dance, but I know I’ll be hearing this at every party until 2004. Part of the… Read More »2002 Vintage: The “The Ketchup Song” (Aserejé)
2001 Legacy: The New Year Toast
Why did we drink flat soda? Because after the Dot-Com crash, champagne wasn’t in the budget anymore. Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The 2001… Read More »2001 Legacy: The New Year Toast
2001 Archive: Enrique Iglesias
Why was he a “Hero”? Because in 2001, he could kiss Jennifer Love Hewitt in a rainstorm and still have perfect hair. Part of the… Read More »2001 Archive: Enrique Iglesias
2001 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings
A guy calls his wedding ring “My Precious” after three whiskeys. The bartender says, “Go home, Gollum.” Part of the 74 Bar Jokes: The 2001… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Lord of the Rings
2001 Vintage: The First Space Tourist
Why did Dennis Tito pay $20 million to go to the ISS? Because he realized that even outer space was safer and less stressful than… Read More »2001 Vintage: The First Space Tourist
2000 Vintage: The VHS Tracking Struggle
The science teacher spending fifteen minutes aggressively clicking the remote buttons because the video about volcanoes was rolling vertically across the screen. Part of the… Read More »2000 Vintage: The VHS Tracking Struggle
2000 Archive: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, let me in! Part of the 55 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Archive: The Theodore
1999 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did Saving Private Ryan sweep the technicals? Because they made the audience feel like they were actually on the beach—minus the sand in their… Read More »1999 Classic: The Best Sound Win
1998 Vintage: The That ’70s Show
We watched it. She said I dress like Red Forman. I told her, “Dumbass.” Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge”… Read More »1998 Vintage: The That ’70s Show
1998 Classic: The “The Full Monty” Hope
Why was the British comedy nominated? To prove that you don’t need a sinking ship if you have a group of unemployed steelworkers willing to… Read More »1998 Classic: The “The Full Monty” Hope