I’m “keeping” every penny I have.
Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.
Chocolate Rain... some stay dry, others laugh.
This joke is an Epic Win!