Why did Obama win the Nobel Peace Prize in 2009? Because the committee decided that “Not being the other guy” was the greatest contribution to world peace in a decade.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Problem? No, just laughs!