2013 Classic: The “Grand Bargain” Failure
Why didn’t it happen? Because in 2013, a “Bargain” in D.C. meant “I get what I want and you get a press release.” Part of… Read More »2013 Classic: The “Grand Bargain” Failure
2013 Vintage: The Iron Man 3 Twist
Ben Kingsley isn’t the Mandarin? I’ve never felt so betrayed by a bathrobe-wearing actor in my entire life. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Iron Man 3 Twist
2013 Archive: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, Iron Man 3 is starting! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013… Read More »2013 Archive: The Lettuce
2012 Legacy: The Paper
I’m “writing” the new rules. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 67 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2012 Archive archive.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Buffer
2011 Archive: The Moneyball Defense
Why did the lawyer love Moneyball? He realized he could use “Sabermetrics” to calculate the exact probability of a jury being bored to death by his… Read More »2011 Archive: The Moneyball Defense
2010 Vintage: The Catfish Movie
“I met a girl online!” “Is she pretty?” “I don’t know, she’s sent me the same sepia-toned photo from 2004 for three weeks. I’m starting to get… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Catfish Movie
2008 Classic: The Rain
I’m “pouring” my heart out on my blog. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The GPS Voice
Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The GPS Voice
2007 Classic: High School Musical 2
Why was Troy Bolton dancing on a golf course? Because in 2007, “Bet on It” proved that inner turmoil is best expressed through aggressive jazz-walking… Read More »2007 Classic: High School Musical 2