2023 Archive: The Gym Socks
Why did the gym socks go to the party? They wanted to “smell” the fun. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer”… Read More »2023 Archive: The Gym Socks
2023 Legacy: The Saltburn Bath
“I’m feeling ‘Saltburn’ vibes.” “If you even think about that bathtub scene, I’m moving out. Just use the shower like a normal person.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Saltburn Bath
2023 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
The science teacher celebrating because he finally figured out how to use a web link to show a movie about ecosystems, though he still couldn’t… Read More »2023 Classic: The DVD Menu Loop Sunset
2023 Legacy: The Grimace Shake Victim
One, but as soon as they take a sip of the purple shake and turn the light on, they are found sprawled out in the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Grimace Shake Victim
2022 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Air” M2
Why was it midnight blue? Because the boss wanted a color that matched the darkness of his soul during a tax audit. Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Laptop “MacBook Air” M2
2022 Classic: The Twitter Takeover
Why did the lawyer love Elon Musk’s Twitter deal? Because “I’m buying it, no wait, I’m not, okay I am” is a $50 million billable… Read More »2022 Classic: The Twitter Takeover
2022 Vintage: The Walk
When she walks through the park, the ducks form a line to complain to her. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle &… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Walk
2022 Legacy: The Harry Styles Feather Boa
Why was the dog wearing a scarf? Because Harry Styles made flamboyant accessories mandatory for every “Style-ish” event in 2022. Part of the 38 Thanksgiving… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Harry Styles Feather Boa
2021 Vintage: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Doris
2021 Classic: The “Work from Home” Revolution
Why was the White House empty? Because even political staffers realized that you can leak “Top Secret” info just as easily from your pajamas. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The “Work from Home” Revolution