2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro “Normalcy”
Why were so many guests wearing high-tech goggles at the pool? Because by 2025, “spatial computing” meant you could watch the parade in 8K while… Read More »2025 Archive: The Apple Vision Pro “Normalcy”
2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka “Major” Count
Why was he still at five? Because 2025 was the year he realized that the young guys weren’t intimidated by his gym routine anymore. Part… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Brooks Koepka “Major” Count
2025 Vintage: The “Wait, is AI a bubble?” (Year 3)
Why is the accountant still sweating? Because the GPU factory is now the most expensive building on the planet. Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2025 Vintage: The “Wait, is AI a bubble?” (Year 3)
2024 Vintage: The Paris Seine Swim
Why did the tourist turn green after his trip to France? He didn’t mean to, he just took “Follow the Olympic athletes” too literally and… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Paris Seine Swim
2024 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually watched three generations of AI-bots get ‘Cancelled’ on the lobby TV. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Waiting Room 2
2024 Archive: The Olympic Surfing in Tahiti
Why were these the best photos of the year? Because the Olympics moved to the middle of the ocean, and Gabriel Medina levitated over the… Read More »2024 Archive: The Olympic Surfing in Tahiti
2024 Vintage: The “What’s in my bag?” TikTok
Why was the secretary filming her desk? She was doing a “Corporate Essentials” video and realized her only essential is a giant iced coffee and… Read More »2024 Vintage: The “What’s in my bag?” TikTok
2024 Classic: The Harry
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Harry. / Harry who? / Harry up and open the door! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Classic: The Harry
2023 Classic: The Blue Beetle Humility
A superhero movie that is actually about a family that loves each other? 2023 is full of surprises. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2023 Classic: The Blue Beetle Humility
2023 Legacy: The Saltburn Bath
“I’m feeling ‘Saltburn’ vibes.” “If you even think about that bathtub scene, I’m moving out. Just use the shower like a normal person.” Part of the… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Saltburn Bath