2000 Classic: The Bar Snack
A guy asks if the peanuts are “non-GMO.” The bartender laughs until he realizes the guy is serious. Part of the 67 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2000 Classic: The Bar Snack
1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Sparklers
Why were the decorations so fancy? Because Paris was getting ready for the year 2000, and everyone wanted their dining room to look like a… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Sparklers
1998 Vintage: The iMac G3 Designer
One, but the bulb has to be “Bondi Blue” and translucent. Part of the 71 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: Internet Explorer 4.0
Why didn’t anyone send e-cards? Because installing the browser took all of Advent, and it ended with a “404: Santa Not Found” error. Part of… Read More »1997 Archive: Internet Explorer 4.0
1997 Archive: The Butterfly Clip Cluster
The girls who looked like they had an entire plastic insect ecosystem living in their hair to keep their bangs out of their eyes. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Butterfly Clip Cluster
1996 Legacy: The Year 2000 Fear
Why did the programmer start sweating in 1996? He realized “Y2K” was only four years away. Part of the 68 Office Groaners: The 1996 Retro… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Year 2000 Fear
1996 Legacy: The HBO Rise
Why “The Late Shift”? For proving that the war between Letterman and Leno was more dramatic than most actual wars. Part of the 39 Emmy… Read More »1996 Legacy: The HBO Rise
1995 Archive: The Grunge Rocker
How many grunge musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just sit in the dark and complain about how bright it… Read More »1995 Archive: The Grunge Rocker
1995 Archive: Whitney Houston (Waiting to Exhale)
Why was every woman in 1995 burning photos of their ex? Because Whitney told them it was the only way to “exhale” with class. Part… Read More »1995 Archive: Whitney Houston (Waiting to Exhale)