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1995 Archive: Whitney Houston (Waiting to Exhale)

 Why was every woman in 1995 burning photos of their ex? Because Whitney told them it was the only way to “exhale” with class.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original02/25/2013 18:13Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@Nokia_Snake_Champ08/09/2000 08:57Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Winamp_Skin_Maker10/30/2012 06:19Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@CRT_Brightness06/18/2001 14:06I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@Linux_Distro_Fan11/13/1995 06:14Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Beverly_Hills_9021012/04/1999 14:02The coolest joke in the zip code.
@Sixth_Sense_Cole01/24/1996 19:53I see funny people... everywhere!
@Optical_Mouse_9912/11/2002 12:25I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.
@E_T_Phone_Home08/25/2006 03:30E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Tina_Eat_Food06/20/2012 23:09Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

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