2003 Classic: The Concorde
The Concorde retired today. It was a “fast” goodbye. Part of the 125 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Nemo & iTunes Edition (2003) archive. Historically Verified
2003 Classic: The Nokia 6600
Why did the businessman look like he was holding a soap bar? He had the new “Egg Phone” (Nokia 6600), which was the peak of… Read More »2003 Classic: The Nokia 6600
2003 Vintage: The Bathroom Library Standard
Maintaining a pristine, twenty-year-old collection of miniature condensed magazines, arranged strictly by the numerical order of the publication volume. Part of the 34 Senior &… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Bathroom Library Standard
2003 Archive: The Myspace HTML Learning
Spending five hours after school learning actual web coding just so you could make the background of your profile page match your favorite emo band’s… Read More »2003 Archive: The Myspace HTML Learning
2002 Classic: The TSA Shoe Check
Why did we start taking off our shoes at airports in 2002? Because the government decided that the “Sole of the Nation” was where the… Read More »2002 Classic: The TSA Shoe Check
2002 Classic: The ICQ to AIM Migration
Why was the “Uh-Oh” sound replaced by a “Door Slapping”? Because the office was moving to the “Cooler” chat client. Part of the 71 Office… Read More »2002 Classic: The ICQ to AIM Migration
2002 Archive: The Choice
“What do you want for our 10th anniversary?” “Something with diamonds.” “How about a DVD of Diamonds Are Forever?” Part of the 70 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2002 Archive: The Choice
2001 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
Why did Into the Arms of Strangers win? To remind us that the Oscars are the only night where you can go from a “Swan… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Best Documentary Feature
2001 Classic: The Password
I’m a secret. I’m just “encrypted.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2001 Vintage: The “Drops of Jupiter” Mystery
Why were we talking about fried chicken? Because Train’s lead singer “imagined” it, and now we all wanted a side of “soul food” with our… Read More »2001 Vintage: The “Drops of Jupiter” Mystery