Why were we talking about fried chicken? Because Train’s lead singer “imagined” it, and now we all wanted a side of “soul food” with our fireworks.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than 16-bit graphics!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
There is a joke in my boot!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.