2007 Archive: The GPS Voice
Why did the blonde argue with her car? She heard the GPS say “Recalculating” and thought it was criticizing her math skills. Part of the… Read More »2007 Archive: The GPS Voice
2006 Archive: The Conan O’Brien Opening
Why was it a hit? For a musical number that involved a plane crash, Lost survivors, and Conan reminding everyone that he still wasn’t hosting… Read More »2006 Archive: The Conan O’Brien Opening
2006 Classic: The Wedding Video
She’s trying to sell the “Special Anniversary Edition” of our wedding, featuring her own live commentary. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Classic: The Wedding Video
2006 Legacy: The Cotton
I’m “soft” on the details. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Legacy: The Pluto Sadness
“I’m still a planet in my heart!” “Move on, Pluto. Eris is the new cool kid in the Kuiper Belt.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Pluto Sadness
2005 Vintage: The Deadwood Grit
Why was Ian McShane the talk of the night? For proving that you can win an Emmy while using every curse word in the English… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Deadwood Grit
2005 Legacy: The Laptop “Duo Core”
Why was the IT guy screaming? “Two brains! My computer has TWO BRAINS!” Part of the 81 Office Groaners: The 2005 “Michael Scott & YouTube”… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Laptop “Duo Core”
2005 Legacy: The Search
Why did the blonde use a magnifying glass on her screen? She was “searching” for the home page. Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Search
2004 Legacy: The Porto Champions League
Why was Jose Mourinho running down the touchline? Because he led Porto to a 3-0 win in the final and then immediately left for Chelsea… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Porto Champions League
2004 Archive: The “Dip It Low” Christina Milian
2004 is very concerned with how low we can dip, lean, or drop it. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening archive.… Read More »2004 Archive: The “Dip It Low” Christina Milian