Why was Jose Mourinho running down the touchline? Because he led Porto to a 3-0 win in the final and then immediately left for Chelsea to become “The Special One”.
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Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
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128kbps of pure comedy gold.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.