Why didn’t anyone send e-cards? Because installing the browser took all of Advent, and it ended with a “404: Santa Not Found” error.
Part of the 41 Christmas Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic & Tamagotchi” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2015 Joke: Why Was The Snowman
Why was the snowman smiling?
Because he heard the snowblower c...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2025 Classic: Superman (The Movie)
Why is the holiday so "heroic"? Because James Gunn’s new Superma...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2024 Archive: Joker
Folie à Deux: Why was the caroling so depressing? Because the seq...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Clean Energy" Lights
Why are the Christmas lights so dim? Because they’re powered by ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2010 Joke: Why Is Christmas Just
Why is Christmas just like another day at the office?
You do a...read more »
2018 Joke: What’s The Difference Between
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regu...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: The "Memory Palaces"
Why is Mom wearing VR goggles while cooking? Because she’s using...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
32 Christmas Jokes: The 2025 “GTA VI & AI Sovereignty” Edition
In 2025, Christmas is a "Phygital" masterpiece. We are all living...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!