2024 Classic: The Waiting Room 2

I’ve been waiting so long I’ve actually watched three generations of AI-bots get ‘Cancelled’ on the lobby TV.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

I asked for the latest weight-loss pill. The doctor said, "This o...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

In 1997, the medical world was bracing for the "Y2K bug," wonderi...read more »

"It hurts when I 'Bio-Hack'." "Stop trying to overclock your legs...read more »

When the medical equipment is smarter than the patient.My doctor ...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

He asked for my 'Digital Legacy' as a security deposit.Part of th...read more »

@Flash_Player_Fan11/11/1995 17:37Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!

@Student_Life_0106/11/2005 06:56Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Zip_Drive_Owner01/14/2003 09:42Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Fifth_Element_Lelu04/28/2014 17:34Multipass! For the comedy club!

@True_Story_Neil06/07/1995 01:12True story! I was there!

@Lulz_Sec_Ghost03/22/2013 18:47Laughing at the security of my own ribs!