Why did the tourist turn green after his trip to France? He didn’t mean to, he just took “Follow the Olympic athletes” too literally and went for a dip in the river.
Part of the 47 Travel Jokes: The 2024 “Olympic Glitch & Stanley Craze” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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The Tourist Trap
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The Airplane Food
Mystery meat and the smallest cup of water in the world.I asked t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Digital Nomad Visa
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50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
2024 Classic: The Furry Trend
Why was the passenger wearing cat ears? Because it's 2024 and we...read more »
2025 Classic: The Driverless Taxi
Why was the traveler arguing with his car? Because the AI refuse...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Passport
Why was the passport glowing? Because it has a built-in GPS and ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Underwater Hotel
Why was the guest nervous? Because a shark was staring at him th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Smart Umbrella
Why did the umbrella refuse to open? Because the weather API sai...read more »
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Why didn't the gate open? Because the facial recognition softwar...read more »
2025 Archive: The Starlink Roaming
Why was the traveler's bill so high? Because he used "Interplane...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
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The 48 2016 Top 10: The “Pikachu & Paradox” Classics
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This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Alrighty then! Super funny.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
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