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2008 Classic: The Rain

 I’m “pouring” my heart out on my blog.

Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer08/01/2000 04:30Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Lord_Of_The_Rings08/07/2005 19:50One joke to rule them all!
@BBS_Sysop11/03/2015 08:56Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Harry_Potter_Ron03/22/2010 06:31Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Trinity_Matrix06/10/1998 01:51Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
@Heathers_Winona06/12/2012 03:41Greetings and salutations! Very funny.
@No_Way_Jose01/07/1999 14:23No way! That’s too much!
@Cloud_Computing01/14/1998 16:56Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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