2012 Archive: The iPad Mini
“It’s smaller and lighter!” “So is my will to live every time you buy a new gadget we don’t need.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2012 Archive: The iPad Mini
2012 Archive: The “One More Night” Maroon 5
Adam Levine is still having relationship issues. At this point, it’s a lifestyle choice. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days… Read More »2012 Archive: The “One More Night” Maroon 5
2011 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” that Siri is eavesdropping on my puns. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically… Read More »2011 Archive: The Battery
2011 Vintage: The Green Lantern’s Suit
Why was Ryan Reynolds hit? Because a superhero costume made entirely of CGI is a great way to show off a hero’s muscles and a… Read More »2011 Vintage: The Green Lantern’s Suit
2010 Archive: The Flat Screen
She says our TV is so thin it’s “virtually non-existent,” much like my contribution to the holiday planning. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2010 Archive: The Flat Screen
2010 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
Paralyzing a supermarket checkout lane for five minutes to manually balance a ledger down to the exact penny for a single bottle of prune juice.… Read More »2010 Classic: The Paper Checkbook Standoff
2010 Vintage: The Ke$ha (Tik Tok) Fan
“Don’t stop, make it pop… wait, the bulb just popped.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad archive.… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Ke$ha (Tik Tok) Fan
2009 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Crying” Game
Why was the SEC Championship so dramatic? Because Alabama beat Florida, and the cameras caught the “Superman” of college football in tears. Part of the… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Crying” Game
2009 Legacy: The Orange (End)
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Orange. / Orange who? / Orange you glad I didn’t say banana? Part of the 43 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Orange (End)
2008 Legacy: The Obama Election
Why was the atmosphere so hopeful? Because “Yes We Can” applied to everything—from winning an election to squeezing in a third helping of stuffing that… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Obama Election