“It’s smaller and lighter!” “So is my will to live every time you buy a new gadget we don’t need.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
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2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit
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The Mid-Life Crisis
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2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
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The Gym Motivation
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49 Adult Jokes: The 1997 “Titanic Romance & Spice-Up” Edition
In 1997, adult humor was reaching a fever pitch. Pop culture was ...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
In 1995, adult humor was social currency. If you had access to an...read more »
A few months after his parents...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.