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2009 Vintage: The Tim Tebow “Crying” Game

Why was the SEC Championship so dramatic? Because Alabama beat Florida, and the cameras caught the “Superman” of college football in tears.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2009 “Records & Redemption” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Face_Palm_0102/21/2010 19:55Classic. Simply classic.
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