2002 Archive: The Legend of Zelda
The Wind Waker: Why were the kids blowing on the mashed potatoes? Because they thought a “Master Wind” would help cool them down so they… Read More »2002 Archive: The Legend of Zelda
2001 Classic: The Specialist 2
“He’s the best brain surgeon.” “Why?” “He hasn’t crashed his ‘Brain-OS’ in six months.” Part of the 64 Doctor Jokes: The 2001 “Stem Cells &… Read More »2001 Classic: The Specialist 2
2000 Legacy: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)
Why were the decorations so weird? Because after seeing the movie, everyone thought “Whoville Chic” was a better look than “Traditional Red and Green.” Part… Read More »2000 Legacy: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (Jim Carrey)
2000 Vintage: The Y2K “Hangover”
Why were we still talking about it? Because we realized the computers didn’t crash, but the electoral system definitely did. Part of the 39 Presidential… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Y2K “Hangover”
1999 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child “The Writing’s on the Wall”
Why the rules? For the album that introduced us to Beyoncé’s world-domination plan and taught us how to say “Say My Name.” Part of the… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Destiny’s Child “The Writing’s on the Wall”
1999 Archive: The Shift
I’m a worker. I’m just changing my perspective. Part of the 82 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1999 Millennium’s End Edition archive. Historically Verified
1999 Legacy: The Ian McKellen Nomination
Why was he there for Gods and Monsters? To prove that Gandalf was a serious actor long before he had a staff and a pointy… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Ian McKellen Nomination
1999 Vintage: The “Smart Bomb” Percentage
Why were we bragging that 35% of bombs were “Smart”? Because it meant we were finally admitting that the other 65% were just “Highly Motivated… Read More »1999 Vintage: The “Smart Bomb” Percentage
1998 Archive: The Big Pun “Capital Punishment”
Why the flow? For the first solo Latin rapper to go platinum, proving that his lyrical speed was faster than a 56k modem connection. Part… Read More »1998 Archive: The Big Pun “Capital Punishment”
1997 Vintage: The New Look
She said, “Honey, do you notice anything different?” I guessed: “New shoes? Hair? The curtains?” It was a new doorknob. Part of the 65 Marriage… Read More »1997 Vintage: The New Look