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2018 Archive: The Potato

 I’m no longer a “couch” potato.

Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@BBS_Veteran10/02/2006 13:27Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
@Cyber_Security_X02/09/2014 18:36Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan12/17/2001 23:45Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Animorphs_X08/06/2013 16:25I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
@No_Way_Jose06/09/2002 12:11No way! That’s too much!
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat12/06/1997 13:46Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Dark_Web_Joker08/10/2015 19:55Found this on the deep end of the net.

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