I’m no longer a “couch” potato.
Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
No way! That’s too much!
Heh heh heh. Good one.
Found this on the deep end of the net.