1996 Vintage: The Glasses Chain Drop

Letting a pair of half-moon reading glasses slam against a beaded necklace with a loud thud every time someone enters the room.

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@AskJeeves_Fan12/19/2000 17:44Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@C++_Dev_9802/26/2003 18:37I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.

@Rocket_Power_9911/17/2005 11:39We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Trololo_Man_7001/02/2007 01:12Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Hide_The_Pain_H01/14/2001 03:48I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.

@Retro_End_User09/20/1995 20:45The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.