I’m “storing” my tears after Endgame.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
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I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Rare humor found in the deep web.
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