Why did it crash? Because the server was in Florida and the war was in a dust storm, and 2005 Wi-Fi wasn’t ready for that kind of relationship.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
... (Laughter in silence).
Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Tapping my way to a good mood.