2011 Archive: The Battery

I’m “positive” that Siri is eavesdropping on my puns.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@WebSurfer_X09/19/2010 19:52Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Sixth_Sense_Cole07/25/2003 01:53I see funny people... everywhere!

@Fight_Club_Tyler01/14/2000 21:43The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Myspace_First_Friend01/18/2005 02:54I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Hattori_Hanzo_S11/16/2000 21:29I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@ODP_Editor_9904/22/2003 01:02Approved for the Open Directory Project!