2011 Vintage: The 1080p Webcam
Why was the boss so clear? Because we could finally see the “Despair” in his eyes during the Monday morning Zoom… wait, we called it… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 1080p Webcam
2010 Classic: Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton)
Why was the Mad Hatter so colorful? Because Johnny Depp decided that orange hair and giant eyes were the key to a billion-dollar box office.… Read More »2010 Classic: Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton)
2009 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
The congregation completely losing the middle section of the sermon every time the massive, rattling window cooling unit kicks into its highest gear with a… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Window AC Jet Engine
2008 Legacy: The Stress 2
“You’re stressed about your mortgage.” “No, I’m stressed about the fact that you’re charging me for this conversation.” Part of the 65 Doctor Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Stress 2
2008 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
A small group of senior citizens occupying the back row twenty minutes before the service to rapidly trade newspaper inserts, hoarding discounts on canned vegetables.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Sunday Coupon Swap
2008 Classic: The Lehman Brothers
Two bankers walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have a double.” The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve Lehman Brothers anymore. You’ve been liquidated.”… Read More »2008 Classic: The Lehman Brothers
2007 Vintage: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy that his crust was “spiritually bankrupt.” Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Transformers” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Pizza
2007 Vintage: The Colorado Rockies “Rocktober”
Why were they so hot? Because they won 21 out of 22 games to reach the World Series, proving that momentum is a scary thing… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Colorado Rockies “Rocktober”
2006 Classic: The Dubai Ports World Scandal
Why did the President back down? Because he realized that “Global Trade” sounds great until a senator finds out a foreign company wants to park… Read More »2006 Classic: The Dubai Ports World Scandal
2006 Legacy: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition… Read More »2006 Legacy: The Annie