2012 Vintage: The Melon

I’m “one” in a billion survivors.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "buffering" my social evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m wearing a suit made of digital ink. I’m just "changing" my l...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, the launch of eBay (a...read more »

I hope this year wasn't a "lemon."Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "blooming" in the spotlight.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

I’m "clicking" with the 6G network.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m "flexible."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ful...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

I’m "glad" the simulation is stable.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »

@ModemWarrior11/01/2010 22:02I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Fight_Club_Tyler08/02/2002 08:08The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Pirates_Jack_S10/19/2007 00:38But you have heard of this joke!

@Keyboard_Warrior08/11/2009 00:27F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!

@SoundBlaster_AWE08/07/2005 12:03Crystal clear MIDI humor.

@Brazil_Terry_G08/24/2015 08:27Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Liger_Owner_X01/14/2010 11:05It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!

@Forever_Alone_X04/16/2001 18:07At least I have my jokes to keep me company.