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2007 Vintage: The Colorado Rockies “Rocktober”

Why were they so hot? Because they won 21 out of 22 games to reach the World Series, proving that momentum is a scary thing in baseball.

Part of the 53 Sports Jokes: The 2007 “Almost Perfect & The Iceman” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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