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2019 Archive: The Lizzo “Truth Hurts”

 Why was the traveler at the 100% mark? Because he took a DNA test and found out he was “100% that traveler” who forgets his charger.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Local Advice
Asking for directions and getting a history lesson instead.I aske...read more »
2025 Classic: The Space Hotel
 Why was the guest so annoyed at the Galactic Resort? Because he ...read more »
The Cruise Buffet
Eating your way across the ocean, one plate at a time.On a cruise...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Incremental Security” Edition
Traveling in 2001 was a massive turning point. One day you were s...read more »
The Tourist Trap
A place designed to separate you from your dignity and cash.I wen...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Neuralink Flight
 Why was the plane so quiet? Because every passenger was watching...read more »
The Language Barrier
When your high school Spanish fails you in a real café.I tried to...read more »
2025 Vintage: The AI Luggage Tag
 Why did the suitcase go to Tokyo? Because it decided it needed a...read more »
50 Travel Jokes: The 2002 “Euro Cash & Spider-Man” Edition
In 2002, travel felt a bit more "unified" in Europe, but a lot mo...read more »
49 Travel Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, travel peaked before the big pause. We all wanted to sto...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Beavis_Butthead02/17/2006 12:49Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Finding_Nemo_Dory03/26/2011 08:45Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.
@Grunge_Lord_9404/18/2007 02:16I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Sum41_Skater12/04/2001 11:31In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
@Confused_Travolta06/16/1996 11:33Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.

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