2019 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
Why did Period. End of Sentence. win? Because the director reminded everyone that “a period should end a sentence, not a girl’s education.” Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: The Best Documentary Short
2019 Archive: The Lizzo “Truth Hurts”
Why was the traveler at the 100% mark? Because he took a DNA test and found out he was “100% that traveler” who forgets his… Read More »2019 Archive: The Lizzo “Truth Hurts”
2018 Archive: The Halloween “Get to the Chopper” (Wait, No)
Why Jamie Lee Curtis? For proving that Laurie Strode has spent 40 years preparing for a rematch, and Michael Myers really should have just stayed… Read More »2018 Archive: The Halloween “Get to the Chopper” (Wait, No)
2018 Archive: The Vacuum
She says the Dyson has “more ambition” than I do. Part of the 57 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Alexa” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2018 Archive: The Vacuum
2017 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Strongbox
Encasing a very thin modern mobile smartphone inside a massive, heavy-duty leather pouch clipped tightly to a braided leather belt next to a plastic tube… Read More »2017 Classic: The Cellular Waistband Strongbox
2017 Classic: The 2017 Tesla Roadster in Space
Elon Musk put a car on a rocket. 2017 is the year of “Why? Because I can.” Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017… Read More »2017 Classic: The 2017 Tesla Roadster in Space
2017 Classic: The Salt Bae Part 2
“I’m seasoning the salad!” “You’re getting salt on the floor and the cat is sneezing. Stop it.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails… Read More »2017 Classic: The Salt Bae Part 2
2017 Vintage: The “Feel It Still” Portugal. The Man
I’m a rebel just for kicks now. I just wore mismatched socks to work. I’m out of control. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Feel It Still” Portugal. The Man
2017 Vintage: The Mother! Chaos
Why the house? For a movie so metaphors-heavy that the audience needed a theology degree just to understand why everyone was eating in Jennifer Lawrence’s… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mother! Chaos
2016 Archive: The John Oliver Dominance
Why did Last Week Tonight start its streak? Because if you explain complicated laws using puppets and jokes, people will actually watch. Part of the… Read More »2016 Archive: The John Oliver Dominance