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2019 Archive: The Best Documentary Short

Why did Period. End of Sentence. win? Because the director reminded everyone that “a period should end a sentence, not a girl’s education.”

Part of the 40 Oscars Jokes: The 2019 “Green Book, Shallow Stares & Queen’s Opening” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Instant_Msg02/12/1999 05:24I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@DotCom_Survivor10/28/2013 04:28I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.
@StoneCold_31606/15/1998 01:31And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Wild_Thornberry07/21/2013 18:57Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H02/19/1997 00:33Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Space_Background03/12/2001 07:01The stars are aligned for this joke.
@PopUp_Blocker_X02/04/2009 17:13I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Safari_Surfer03/05/2014 08:09A wild laugh appeared!

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