Why Jamie Lee Curtis? For proving that Laurie Strode has spent 40 years preparing for a rematch, and Michael Myers really should have just stayed in the bus.
Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
2024 Classic: The Gladiator II Water
Why the sharks? For a sequel that suggested the Roman Colosseum w...read more »
2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
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2025 Classic: The 2025 Final Industry Vibe
Why the "Reset"? Because it was the year Hollywood stopped trying...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Hollywood decided that the big screen was officially bac...read more »
2025 Classic: The Saw XI Trap
Why Jigsaw? For the 11th time we realized that if John Kramer inv...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Fast X Bridge
Why Jason Momoa? For a villain who was so "fabulous" and chaotic ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Monkey Man Fights
Why Dev Patel? For a movie that proved that if you want a job don...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
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2023 Classic: The Hunger Games
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37 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1997 “King of the World, Bad Batmans & Face-Swapping” Edition
In 1997, Hollywood was obsessed with scale. If it wasn’t the most...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
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2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
Resurrection: Why the wait? For Mel Gibson proving that a sequel ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
Storing my laughs in the cloud.