Why? For a trilogy that nobody watched and the Razzies couldn’t wait to finish.
Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas, Dinosaurs & Cameron’s Double” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025
37 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1998 “Armageddon, Godzilla & Gigli’s Ancestors” Edition
In 1998, the 19th Razzie Awards had a target-rich environment. It...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2025 “Snow White, Minecraft & Disney Blues” Edition
In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Director
Why Marc Webb for Snow White? For proving that a "web" is exactl...read more »
33 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2017 “Emoji Movie, Mummies & Darker Shades” Edition
In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »
35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Karate Kid" Logic
Why Ralph Macchio? For being 60 years old and still letting a te...read more »
2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performan...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1995 “Showgirls & Razzie Royalty” Edition
In 1995, the 16th Razzie Awards proved that Hollywood could fail ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Borderlands Loot
Why was it a target? Because Eli Roth managed to take a vibrant,...read more »
2025 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Keegan-Michael Key? For being the voice of every single anim...read more »
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39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2019 “Cats, CGI Fur & The Fanatic” Edition
In 2019, the 40th Razzie Awards didn't even need to look for a wi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Superman" Pressure
Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
2024 Legacy: Worst Director
Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »
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M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
True story! I was there!
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