2014 Legacy: The Disappearance of MH370
Why was this the mystery of the century? Because it proved that in a world of GPS, iPhones, and NSA spying, a 200-ton Boeing 777… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Disappearance of MH370
2014 Vintage: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the secrets of the production. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The “Shake It Off” Mantra
Taylor Swift told me that the haters gonna hate, hate, hate. I’ve been shaking it off since August, and my shoulders are actually quite sore.… Read More »2014 Classic: The “Shake It Off” Mantra
2014 Archive: The “Atlas Shrugged Part III” Vibe
Why? For a trilogy that nobody watched and the Razzies couldn’t wait to finish. Part of the 36 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2014 “Saving Christmas,… Read More »2014 Archive: The “Atlas Shrugged Part III” Vibe
2013 Legacy: This Is the End
Why was the party interrupted by the apocalypse? Because Seth Rogen and his friends showed us that the end of the world is a lot… Read More »2013 Legacy: This Is the End
2012 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a billion survivors. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Vintage: The Maya
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Maya. / Maya who? / Maya (My-a) calendar says the world is ending, so let me in now! Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Maya
2011 Archive: The Firefox “Rapid Release”
Why was the nerd confused? “I just updated to version 5, why am I already on version 8?!” Part of the 76 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2011 Archive: The Firefox “Rapid Release”
2011 Legacy: Thor
Why did he have eyebrows the same color as his hair? Because in 2011, Marvel was still figuring out how to make a space god… Read More »2011 Legacy: Thor
2011 Classic: The Pinterest Launch
“I’m pinning recipes I’ll never cook!” “Why?” “It makes me feel like a gourmet chef while I’m eating this frozen burrito.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2011 Classic: The Pinterest Launch