He hit my knee. I instinctively said, “As an AI language model, I cannot feel pain.”
Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2023 “AI Boom & ChatGPT Diagnosis” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
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Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.