2001 Archive: The Kate Hudson “Almost Famous” Glow
Why was she the darling of the night? To prove that being a “Penny Lane” is a permanent state of mind in Hollywood. Part of… Read More »2001 Archive: The Kate Hudson “Almost Famous” Glow
2001 Classic: The Save
I’m a hero. I’m just “keeping” the peace. Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The “Compassionate Conservative” Brand
Why did Bush use it? To tell voters he had a “big heart,” even if his tax plan had a “big price tag.” Part of… Read More »2000 Archive: The “Compassionate Conservative” Brand
2000 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” Beginnings
Why did we need it? So that we could finally stop asking “Where are the good guys?” and start asking “Why is that blue icon… Read More »2000 Classic: The “Blue Force Tracker” Beginnings
1999 Archive: The Tequila Slammer
A guy slams a tequila and screams, “Y2K is coming!” The bartender says, “Your hangover is coming much sooner.” Part of the 79 Bar Jokes:… Read More »1999 Archive: The Tequila Slammer
1999 Classic: The Harry Potter
She’s on the third book. She told me I’m “He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Nagged.” I don’t think that’s how the book goes. Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »1999 Classic: The Harry Potter
1999 Vintage: The Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
Why was the driveway full of kids falling over? Because the PlayStation game made us think we could all do a 900-degree spin off a… Read More »1999 Vintage: The Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
1998 Classic: The Urban Legend Coat
Why Jared Leto? For a movie that made us all check the backseat of our cars for a guy with an axe, just in case.… Read More »1998 Classic: The Urban Legend Coat
1998 Archive: Dawson’s Creek
Why did teenagers talk like philosophy professors? Because in 1998, James Van Der Beek proved that crying on a dock was a very sophisticated emotional… Read More »1998 Archive: Dawson’s Creek
1997 Legacy: The Madeleine Albright Appointment
Why was she the perfect Secretary of State? Because after years of dealing with the UN, she was the only person who could explain to… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Madeleine Albright Appointment