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2000 Archive: The “Compassionate Conservative” Brand

Why did Bush use it? To tell voters he had a “big heart,” even if his tax plan had a “big price tag.”

Part of the 39 Presidential Jokes: The 2000 “Hanging Chads & Final Farewells” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SpaceJam_Fan09/12/1996 16:13Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
@Clueless_Cher07/20/2009 10:42As if! This is too funny.
@Big_Snatch_Boris11/20/2005 04:01Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
@He_Man_Power06/10/1996 03:06I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Keyboard_Cat_P03/06/2013 14:42Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Overly_Attached10/22/2009 20:11I’m watching you... read this joke!

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