Why did we need it? So that we could finally stop asking “Where are the good guys?” and start asking “Why is that blue icon in the middle of a lake?”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Legacy: The "Kursk" Detour
Why was August 2024 a "Tactical Surprise"? Because Ukraine decide...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2022 “Javelins & Ghost Stories” Edition
In 2022, the military world realized that a 1980s tank is no matc...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2019 “Space Force & Skyborg’s Dawn” Edition
In 2019, the military realized that "The Future" is already here,...read more »
41 Military Jokes: The 2007 “The Surge & Reaper’s Harvest” Edition
In 2007, the "Peace Dividend" wasn't just dead; it was buried und...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Winning" Narrative
Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Information Operations" AI-Wars
Why 2024? Because "Propaganda" is now 90% bots arguing with other...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Combat Camera" FPV View
Why the "Static" at the end of the video? To prove that the drone...read more »
😜 More from category: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Military Jokes: The 2008 “Flying Shoes & Georgian Grinders” Edition
In 2008, the military was caught between a global recession and a...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "GPS" Spoofing over Israel
Why did everyone's Tinder say they were in Cairo? To prove that "...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Transformation" of the Navy (Constellation-class)
Why the delays? Because building a "Simple Frigate" in 2024 turns...read more »
38 Military Jokes: The 2018 “Space Force & Strava Maps” Edition
In 2018, the military realized that "Operational Security" (OPSEC...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
My goal is to not smile. I failed. This is funny.
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.