Why did the President back down? Because he realized that “Global Trade” sounds great until a senator finds out a foreign company wants to park their boats in New Jersey.
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Will the real funny joke please stand up?
Rare humor found in the deep web.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
May I suggest another joke, sir?
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
I choose to believe it’s funny.