2002 Archive: The Bruce Springsteen “The Rising”
Why the healing? For the album that tried to help a nation process the aftermath of 9/11 through the power of The E Street Band.… Read More »2002 Archive: The Bruce Springsteen “The Rising”
2002 Legacy: The Scooby-Doo Live Action
Seeing a CGI dog talk to Matthew Lillard was the exact moment I realized the 21st century was going to be weird. Part of the… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Scooby-Doo Live Action
2002 Classic: The Scared Ghost
Why did the ghost go to the elevator? To lift his “spirits.” Part of the 56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2002 Classic: The Scared Ghost
2001 Vintage: The Little Mountain
What do you call a mountain that’s always cold? “Chilly-manjaro.” Part of the 53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition archive. Historically Verified
2001 Archive: The Second Opinion
“Doctor, I think I’m a computer.” “Wait for a second. I need to check if you’re compatible with my new software.” Part of the 64… Read More »2001 Archive: The Second Opinion
2000 Archive: The GPS
“I got a GPS for my car!” “Does it help?” “Yeah, now a robotic woman tells me I’m wrong instead of my wife. It’s much more polite.”… Read More »2000 Archive: The GPS
2000 Archive: The Netscape 6.0 Disaster
Why was the internet slow (again)? Because we tried to upgrade and realized that “Modern” just meant “More likely to crash while looking at JPGs.”… Read More »2000 Archive: The Netscape 6.0 Disaster
2000 Classic: The Meet the Parents
A guy meets his girlfriend’s dad. The dad says, “I have a lie detector.” The guy says, “I have a Nokia with Snake. Let’s see who’s… Read More »2000 Classic: The Meet the Parents
1998 Classic: The Cherry
I’m a gambler. I’m just looking for three in a row. Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Classic: Bob Dylan’s Resurgence
Why did Time Out of Mind win Album of the Year? Because the Academy wanted to prove that even if you sound like you’ve been… Read More »1998 Classic: Bob Dylan’s Resurgence