2010 Classic: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Why was Michael Cera fighting exes? Because in 2010, we learned that dating involves seven boss battles and a lot of bass guitar. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
2010 Vintage: Toy Story 3
Why were adults sobbing in movie theaters? Because in 2010, Pixar made us realize that our childhood toys were currently in a dark box in… Read More »2010 Vintage: Toy Story 3
2010 Classic: The Ghost Protocol
No, that’s 2011. But I’m already “ghosting” the conversation when she starts talking about her mother’s diet. Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: The Ghost Protocol
2009 Archive: The Kindle 2 Launch
“I can read in the sunlight now!” “Are you going to read War and Peace?” “No, I’m going to read 1-star reviews of restaurants I’ve never been to.”… Read More »2009 Archive: The Kindle 2 Launch
2008 Vintage: The Detroit Auto Bailout
Why did the “Big Three” fly private jets to ask for money? To show Congress that they were “economical” with everything except their own comfort.… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Detroit Auto Bailout
2008 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Debut
Why was the niece wearing disco ball glasses? Because The Fame dropped, and “Just Dance” became the official instruction for anyone trying to navigate the crowded living… Read More »2008 Archive: Lady Gaga’s Debut
2007 Archive: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Organize” and realized he had no idea where “Save As” went. Part of the 82 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2007 Archive: The Folder Navigation
2007 Classic: The “Underdog” CGI
Why was it nominated? For proving that a flying dog with the voice of Jason Lee is exactly as annoying as it sounds. Part of… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Underdog” CGI
2006 Classic: The Calculator
She used a calculator to prove I’ve spent 40% of our marriage looking for the remote. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter… Read More »2006 Classic: The Calculator
2005 Archive: The Motorola RAZR V3
Why did the lawyer keep two RAZRs? One for “billing” and one for “chilling”—both were equally sharp and overpriced. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Motorola RAZR V3