2005 Archive: The Motorola RAZR V3
Why did the lawyer keep two RAZRs? One for “billing” and one for “chilling”—both were equally sharp and overpriced. Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2005 Archive: The Motorola RAZR V3
2005 Archive: The Lunchables Chicken Poppers
The ultimate lunchroom power move: showing up with a plastic tray that included cold chicken nuggets, a tiny tub of barbecue sauce, and a mini… Read More »2005 Archive: The Lunchables Chicken Poppers
2004 Classic: The American Idiot Anthem
Why did the music teacher give up on the school choir project? Because every time he asked the class to practice classic vocal harmonies, the… Read More »2004 Classic: The American Idiot Anthem
2004 Classic: The Friends Finale
I watched the last episode of Friends. I guess they finally “ran out of steam” at Central Perk. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The… Read More »2004 Classic: The Friends Finale
2004 Legacy: The Tsunami Fear
Why did the beachgoers buy a whistle? Because after the December disaster, everyone realized that nature doesn’t give a “vacation refund.” Part of the 50… Read More »2004 Legacy: The Tsunami Fear
2004 Archive: Best Pop Collaboration
Why “Whenever I Say Your Name”? Because Sting and Mary J. Blige are the duo we didn’t know we needed until the Grammys told us… Read More »2004 Archive: Best Pop Collaboration
2003 Classic: The HBO Heavy Lifting
Why did the cable network look so smug? Because between The Sopranos, Sex and the City, and Six Feet Under, they were basically hosting their… Read More »2003 Classic: The HBO Heavy Lifting
2003 Vintage: The Wikipedia Fact
A guy says, “Wikipedia says I’m the world’s best lover.” The bartender says, “You wrote that yourself five minutes ago, didn’t you?” Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Wikipedia Fact
2003 Classic: The “Turkey Time” Line
Why was the screenplay mocked? Because Jennifer Lopez telling Ben Affleck “It’s turkey time, gobble gobble” is a line so bad it technically qualifies as… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Turkey Time” Line
2003 Classic: The Peter O’Toole Honorary Award
Why did he almost refuse it? Because he wanted to win a real one first, proving that being “8 times a bridesmaid” is a very… Read More »2003 Classic: The Peter O’Toole Honorary Award