2003 Classic: The Peter O’Toole Honorary Award

Why did he almost refuse it? Because he wanted to win a real one first, proving that being “8 times a bridesmaid” is a very long wedding.

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@Zoolander_Blue04/29/1995 22:42Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Bill_Nye_Fan08/09/2001 08:03Science rules! But jokes are a close second.

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