2019 Vintage: The Ben Simmons “Three Pointer”

Why was the internet on fire? Because Ben Simmons finally hit a three in a preseason game, the most over-analyzed shot in human history.

🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »

Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was in...read more »

In 2004, the impossible became routine. The Red Sox finally stopp...read more »

Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »

Why was the red shirt still the most popular item at the Masters?...read more »

Why were the players taking naps during corners? Because between ...read more »

Why was Miami still the center of the universe? Because Messi ann...read more »

In 2005, logic went out the window. A team from Liverpool came ba...read more »

Why was he blocking shots from the three-point line? Because his ...read more »

In 2016, the impossible didn't just happen once—it became a weekl...read more »

In 2006, sports were filled with drama, unexpected farewells, and...read more »

Running 26 miles just to get a free banana.I told my friend I was...read more »

In 2002, the sports world was all about redemption, unexpected he...read more »

In 2003, the guard officially changed. A high school kid from Ohi...read more »

@Cast_Away_Wilson05/26/2008 09:39WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Zoolander_Derek08/23/2000 15:19What is this? A joke for ants?

@Magic_SchoolBus12/19/1997 20:07Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/16/2006 14:14In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!

@Thundercats_Ho01/26/1998 17:25Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Fat_Bastard_Get04/26/2003 03:53Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).

@Old_School_Frank06/24/2009 22:35We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!

@Flash_Intro_Hater07/18/2010 19:29Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!