Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.… Read More »2024 Archive: The Grocery Scanner Audit
People are still camping out for “limited edition” colors. It’s a cult, but at least they’re hydrated. Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024… Read More »2024 Legacy: The 2024 Stanely Cup (Still)
Why did the elementary playground monitor look so deeply exhausted? Because the entire third-grade section spent their recess crouching inside plastic storage bins, aggressively making… Read More »2023 Classic: The Skibidi Toilet Crisis
Why “All Too Well: The Short Film”? Taylor Swift turned a 10-minute song into an award-winning movie, proving a red scarf is the most powerful… Read More »2023 Archive: Best Music Video
Why did it work? Because in 2022, “Fear” was the only motivator more powerful than “Inflation.” Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2022 “Red… Read More »2022 Legacy: The “Democracy is on the Ballot” Slogan
Why was there so much sand? Because Denis Villeneuve showed us that “Spice” is a serious business and that giant worms are the ultimate reason… Read More »2021 Archive: Dune Premiere
She’s back! I’m currently sitting in an empty house with the wind blowing my curtains, feeling things. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021… Read More »2021 Archive: The “Easy on Me” Adele
Why was the 4th so “Resilient”? Because Dua told us that if we don’t want to see someone, we should just stay home—which was the… Read More »2020 Archive: The “Don’t Start Now” Dua Lipa
Why was the internet on fire? Because Ben Simmons finally hit a three in a preseason game, the most over-analyzed shot in human history. Part… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Ben Simmons “Three Pointer”
One, but they have to do the “Floss” dance the entire time they are on the ladder. Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018… Read More »2018 Classic: The Fortnite Flosser
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