2020 Archive: The “Don’t Start Now” Dua Lipa

Why was the 4th so “Resilient”? Because Dua told us that if we don’t want to see someone, we should just stay home—which was the law.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, Independence Day was all about "Every day I'm shufflin'....read more »

Why was the 4th so "Hungry"? Because Billie’s Hit Me Hard and Sof...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Desperate"? Because Sabrina Carpenter was beg...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

Why were the napkins so thin? Because they were made of "Nano-Fab...read more »

Why was the kitchen so "Copenhagen"? Because every home cook was ...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Dramatic"? Because this song made "waiting fo...read more »

Why were there giant yellow blobs everywhere? Because the "Mega-M...read more »

Why was the host so relaxed? Because he bought a "GPT-Grill" that...read more »

In 2012, Independence Day was a "Global Phenomenon." We were all ...read more »

In 1997, Independence Day felt like a massive party on the edge o...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Awkward"? Because Jennifer Lawrence reminded ...read more »

Why did the burger give you more energy than a workout? Because i...read more »

@Sidekick_User02/21/2015 02:35Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!

@Winamp_Skin_Maker05/19/1996 23:50Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Kazaa_Leecher07/25/2012 18:16I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Korn_Follower03/25/2007 15:42Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Pretty_In_Pink01/03/1997 03:57Classic 80s humor. Love it.

@Arthur_Fist_Fan12/03/2012 22:27My fist is clenched... with joy!