2008 Vintage: The Bird
I’m “tweeting” about the market. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The “Petraeus” Effect
Why was General Petraeus the “Rockstar” of 2007? Because he was the only guy in Washington who could explain a complex insurgency using only three… Read More »2007 Classic: The “Petraeus” Effect
2005 Legacy: The Death of Hunter S. Thompson
Why did politicians breathe a sigh of relief? Because the man who invented “Gonzo” journalism was no longer there to describe them as “swine.” Part… Read More »2005 Legacy: The Death of Hunter S. Thompson
2005 Vintage: The Crash
We saw the Best Picture winner. We spent the drive home debating if it was actually better than Brokeback Mountain. (It wasn’t). Part of the 62… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Crash
2005 Archive: The Lab Rat (05 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Media” study? Because the lawyers tried to sue the scientists for “unauthorized observation without a signed NDA.”… Read More »2005 Archive: The Lab Rat (05 Edition)
2005 Archive: The “Photograph” Nickelback
“Look at this photograph!” Every time I see it, it makes me laugh—mostly at Chad Kroeger’s hair. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2005… Read More »2005 Archive: The “Photograph” Nickelback
2005 Vintage: The Bluetooth Earbud Alert
Gasps in horror at the supermarket because an older gentleman appears to be having a heated, full-volume argument with a wall, only to realize he… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Bluetooth Earbud Alert
2005 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Logic
“You’re my person.” I told her this. She said, “Great, then ‘my person’ needs to go clean the cat litter.” Part of the 62 Marriage… Read More »2005 Archive: The Grey’s Anatomy Logic
2004 Legacy: The Website
I’m “coding” my own personality. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The “Caught Up” Usher
Usher is still the king. He’s caught up in the rhythm, and so are we. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004 Social Awakening… Read More »2004 Classic: The “Caught Up” Usher